Corrupt-a-wish Game

you have six packs but they're fake

i wish for <UNDEFINED>

you don't get any thing

i wish you didn't ruin my previous wish.

Wish granted,
As your wish was undefined it goes to the person sitting next to you, who at this time wants you dead for being loud and obnoxious in public.
I wish to be Lightening from Final Fantasy

@Destroyer999
Granted, he didn't ruin your wish, then i do :
You have six packs, but six packs of delicious beers, which does not help you to have a nice six-pack^^.

@miss_zodiac (Nice post! #73)
Your Lightening from Final Fantaisy, unfortunatly my PS3 doesn't work anymore, and you get stuck forever in my memory card, where you can only play hide-and-seek with Snake and Sam Fischer.

I wish for blue suede shoes.

Your blue suede shoes are bombs.
ALLAHU AKBAR

I wish 9/11 didn't happen.

It didn't, 9/12 did instead.

I wish I knew the correct answer to every question, and not necessarily have to say the truth.

You know everything in the universe, but because of that, some people kidnap you for answers

I wish the Socceroos won the World Cup

@nckqefhm and @KateKidna you either did not:

Answer previous wish
Make wish
Please restate

Granted.

The Socceroos win the World Cup, this is historic, Australian people celebrate the victory a week long.
Unfortunatly you didn't see the competition, as it happens in 2192 A.D.

I wish i had the auditory of a cat.