You do but people think you're a monster so they exile you to live on the moon in eternal agony, due to ultra-regeneration and no oxygen.
I wish trump was assassinated.
I wish trump was assassinated.
Trump gets assassinated and this country goes to crap...
I wish i had Xaviers powers then, but without the ability to kill people...
I wish i had Xaviers powers then, but without the ability to kill people...
(why would the country go to crap? i mean trump is already destroying america)
Granted.
With your new telepathic power, you want to act for the good of mankind, and decide to free internet forums from the trolls.
The principle is simple. Each time that you read in a troll's mind the desire to make his petty task, you take control of him and push him into doing various things : Eating each and every key of his keyboard; or going naked in the street with a signboard where it is written - to the children's delight, "Throw me eggs, i'm a troll!"; or even sticking his mouse into the most intimate part of his body.(That last thing is hard to master, because each time you're bursting into a fit of giggles, which make you lose your concentration).
Unfortunatly, as the world is full of morons, this is a herculean task, and soon you're suffering from exhaustion. You realize that you can't make the world a better place, and you decide to live the rest of your life as a hermit, with only a chessboard and your pet, whose thoughts, full of love and tenderness for you, help you to bear your depression.
I wish i could swim like a dolphin.
With your new telepathic power, you want to act for the good of mankind, and decide to free internet forums from the trolls.
The principle is simple. Each time that you read in a troll's mind the desire to make his petty task, you take control of him and push him into doing various things : Eating each and every key of his keyboard; or going naked in the street with a signboard where it is written - to the children's delight, "Throw me eggs, i'm a troll!"; or even sticking his mouse into the most intimate part of his body.(That last thing is hard to master, because each time you're bursting into a fit of giggles, which make you lose your concentration).
Unfortunatly, as the world is full of morons, this is a herculean task, and soon you're suffering from exhaustion. You realize that you can't make the world a better place, and you decide to live the rest of your life as a hermit, with only a chessboard and your pet, whose thoughts, full of love and tenderness for you, help you to bear your depression.
I wish i could swim like a dolphin.
Granted.
You can swim like a dolphin, but not realizing you have to go back to the surface to breathe, you eventually drown underwater. All your dolphin friends mourn for you.
I wish a cure for cancer would be made.
You can swim like a dolphin, but not realizing you have to go back to the surface to breathe, you eventually drown underwater. All your dolphin friends mourn for you.
I wish a cure for cancer would be made.
Granted a cure for cancer is created.
The cure for cancer is created by human experimentation on millions of poor people. They all suffer horrible deaths. It proves successful though... it is only made available to those who are enormously wealthy. Billionaires live to be several hundred years old, people like you, and I see no benefit from this for a long time... Eventually hundreds of years in the future people become genetically engineered to never suffer from cancer, but this creates a war between the natural human population, and the genetically modified super humans. It's a full scale war, and it goes thermonuclear, and cockroaches inherit the earth.
I'm going to wish for a post scarcity world where humans are technologically advanced to star trek levels, and peace on earth is ubiquitous.
The cure for cancer is created by human experimentation on millions of poor people. They all suffer horrible deaths. It proves successful though... it is only made available to those who are enormously wealthy. Billionaires live to be several hundred years old, people like you, and I see no benefit from this for a long time... Eventually hundreds of years in the future people become genetically engineered to never suffer from cancer, but this creates a war between the natural human population, and the genetically modified super humans. It's a full scale war, and it goes thermonuclear, and cockroaches inherit the earth.
I'm going to wish for a post scarcity world where humans are technologically advanced to star trek levels, and peace on earth is ubiquitous.
@CobaltNinja (why would the country go to crap? i mean trump is already destroying america)
Mike Pence will electrocute homosexuals.
Conservatives will become violent for a change.
Trump is not destroying America. You are just buying in to the fake news. America is going to be great.
Mike Pence will electrocute homosexuals.
Conservatives will become violent for a change.
Trump is not destroying America. You are just buying in to the fake news. America is going to be great.
(Please, if you want to talk about politics, (or anything else) do it by pm, or start a political thread. This is a game thread here, and nothing else. Thank you.)
Granted.
Unfortunately, you're living on earth, not on that wonderful planet that you have described, which must be in another solar system.
I wish i was free.
Granted.
Unfortunately, you're living on earth, not on that wonderful planet that you have described, which must be in another solar system.
I wish i was free.
Wish Granted.
You become free. Unfortunately, you live in a world where people are ranked of their importance to the world and other people by money values. Since you became free, you got ranked at $0. Because of this, you are of no importance to anyone or the world and everyone forgot of your existence.
I wish I could turn back time. To the good old days. (Sorry!! The song 'Stressed Out' is stuck in my head :D)
You become free. Unfortunately, you live in a world where people are ranked of their importance to the world and other people by money values. Since you became free, you got ranked at $0. Because of this, you are of no importance to anyone or the world and everyone forgot of your existence.
I wish I could turn back time. To the good old days. (Sorry!! The song 'Stressed Out' is stuck in my head :D)
(Ahah! good post @cupcakesprinkles123 , and good song by the way)
"Well, let's throw the dice!" says the little fairy, because she doesn't know what your good old days are, and not even when they are supposed to take place.
And the dice say : 1944.
As you're crawling on the sand of the Normandy coasts, you wish you were more precise when you made your wish.
I wish for a good sleep.
"Well, let's throw the dice!" says the little fairy, because she doesn't know what your good old days are, and not even when they are supposed to take place.
And the dice say : 1944.
As you're crawling on the sand of the Normandy coasts, you wish you were more precise when you made your wish.
I wish for a good sleep.
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