Corrupt-a-wish Game

You grow a little taller, so tall that you can't ball. Your hands become too clumsy, for holding your own balls. (try to rhyme it)

I wish to be able to grant wishes

Wish granted,
People refer to you as the "Genie" and become exposed to so many peoples desires that you become depressed as you cna grant everybody elses but your own wishes.
You commit suicide from manic deprssion five years later.
I wish to be able to kick my friends butt at chess

You kick his friends butt in chess but then you are reported for hax

I wish I had a bigger dong.

Your dong grows a half centimeter in size, but now it is only 1 centimeter.

I wish I could take over the world.

you take over the world but people revolt and overthrow you

I wish I was FAMOUSE

You become famouse, like:

"A famous computer mouse, your favourite computer mouse, an in-famous mouse"

I wish I was happy

You're happy but your face breaks and you get lockjaw and now you have to smile forever

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@CobaltNinja No, that would make me unhappy. Not what I wished for.

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But you wished so many times that you can't talk and therefore can't make your final wish

(I start again from #66)

Granted.
You're happy, but your life doesn't change at all, it is still the same boring and miserable life that you have always lived.
You just accept it now.

I wish i was a doctor who finds a cure for human stupidity.

granted

people become smart enough to want to keep people idiots and they kill you.

I wish i had six packs