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Corrupt-a-wish Game

Granted.

When you start to call your general practitioner "little fairy", she sends you in emergency to the closest rehab center. Then, oops, your memory comes back. You remember how shitty your life is, and how petty you have become, taking a malicious delight in pissing people off.

Then you start drinking again.

I wish for a place of tenderness, gentleness and generosity.
Wish granted.

Everybody is so generous and tenderness in that particular place, so that everybody is always friendly, but they are not able to express their anger. The whole population of that place shows just after a short time many signs of psychosomatic mallfunctions, because anger is a part of a normal human behaviour. Eventually most of them die and they abandoned that place.

I wish to be extremly handsom.
Wish granted

You become so handsome that you become famous. Your fame brings you many girls, most exceptionally pretty. Eventually, the stresses of celebdom get to you. Causing you to have a mental breakdown. You become dependant on drugs and die at 35, riddled with STD's from all the females you "Interacted" with; and completly withered up inside from all the drugs.

I wish to be Ivy in the Soul Calibre universe.
Granted.

You almost killed the thread since no-one knows what that is and everyone is too lazy to look it up as they figure it must be a American teenage tv show type of junk. So thread members resent you and despise you. Fortunately I salvaged it.

I wish to stay happy.
You stay happy forever. Unfortunately, you are constantly stuck in a happy state, and your friends and family look upon you as rude, selfish and uncaring. You smile uncontrollably at your friend's funerals. You smile when your girlfriend dumps you. You smile when you learn your mom dies. Because you are forever happy, you have no negative feelings or desires to kill yourself. You are forced to live with it forever...

I wish half-life 3 would come out.
Granted, but you are only happy because you are oblivious to how much everyone despises you.

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.

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