You go in the past, but unfortunetly too far away. You accidently deadly hurt your grandfather before he has children. He's gonna die.
I wish I could cancel all the former wishes and also the problems that happened because of them.
you do but also never again can anything you wish for come true.. you live a miserable life wishing for a death that can never come...
i wish i had an elo of 2000
Granted
Your Elo rises to 2000 after you take an injection to increase your chess skills... However when you get there you then begin to realize just how strong 2500+ players are, and the mountain you thought you climbed was just a speed bump. You realize that the more you know the less you know. Also, you get AIDS from the needle.
I wish that all of the social justice warriors in the world were gathered together, and placed on a small desert island... then the island were fire bombed with napalm until only sand, and ashes remained.
and out of the ashes they arise!!! stronger than ever! they can now read the inner thoughts of any man and together they rule...
i wish i could go walking...
Wish Granted.
You are finally allowed/ get enough time to go outside and go walking. You were walking down the street one day and then... post #89 happens. :D Sorry for my lack of creativity on this one.
I wish to be famous.
You get famous for being a horrible person and are executed in a horrible and painful way.
I wish I could play any game perfectly. Even the game of love.
you get your powers only to realize that love is not a game...
Nobody will ever play any game with you and you are sent to this island to live the rest of you days...
I wish i could work half the hours for double the pay... (sorry, about to leave for work...)
You work half the hours for double pay. Unfortunately the pay wasn't much and it still isn't much. Hope you like living in the apartment.
I wish nobody could stop me (don't stop me NNNOOOWWW)
Wish granted... You are abducted by aliens, and then the advanced alien starship gets sucked into the event horizon of a black hole. The ship can not escape it's gravity even with the warp drive at full power, and you spin around and around and around never stopping until eventually you are turned to spaghetti when fuel runs out... after many years of anal probing.
I wish everyone had to tell the truth at all times, and nobody was capable of lying.
Wish granted, people always voice their opinions on you and everything you do. Too many people seem angry at you for beating them at chess, this makes you sad. You run off to a cave on a remote island and hide there forever.
I wish I was a dinosaur.