Corrupt-a-wish Game

Wish granted. You didn't wear a condom and died of an STD.

I wish to never be bored. (and that no one will ever be jealous of me for it.)

Granted.

As you never get bored, your boss gives you the most tedious, repetitive and mind-numbing tasks that all your workmates refuse to do. And you accomplish them without losing your smile. Of course they are all grateful to you, even though everybody refers to you as "the weirdo" in their private conversations.

I wish for luxury, tranquillity and voluptuousness.

@Gaby_Groseille
You wished for luxury, tranquility and voluptuousness. Unfortunately for you, you were speaking to a mall Santa at the time and your wish never came to be.

I wish to never be tired, (or to be hyper).

Granted.

You're never tired or hyper. As such you unknowingly work yourself to the point of death as your body suddenly refuses to work.

I wish for a cookie.

you get a cookie but it is 200 years old and inedible...

I wish for a 2016 Scion Tc 8.0 paid for... and (and i cant wreck it)

Granted.

Then it gets stolen.

I wish for nothing.

you get nothing... like you actually now have nothing... no love, happiness, freedoms, rights, family, friends or clothing...

I wish my car hadnt been stolen...

Granted, but it's wrecked (you said that YOU couldn't wreck it, not others)

I wish that bees didn't scare the hell out of me and that I was immune to bee stings.

wish granted

The hell is in you and you arent immune to fire...

ERR 40ERR 40 ERR 40
*technical difficulties*

I wish my computer wasn't shitty and was like a good laptop.