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ERR 405: You did it again, dumbass.

I wish I never had to sleep and I never had to drink.
Wish granted.

You never have to sleep and never have to drink. Whenever everyone else goes to sleep. You always get bored. Eventually, after a few years of this, you die of boredom (literally).
Wish granted.

You rule the world. Then a revolution starts and you get murdered.

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You get your wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish but by now the genie got really bored of you so he left.
Wish granted.

You are allowed to wish but, you get nothing because you didn't wish for anything. Therefore, your once in a lifetime opportunity to wish for anything you could have wanted was wasted.

I wish I could work miracles.

Wish granted.

You manage to work the miracle of not being able to work a miracle even though you wished for it.

I wish to be able to eat 1 taco. And that's it. ONE taco.
Wish granted.

You eat a taco. Unfortunately, it was poisoned. You die.

I wish to be able to know the future of myself and others and be able to change it however I want.
Granted.

Now that you know the future of yourself and others, you try to make your worst enemies' as bad as possible and yours heaven. Unfortunately because time can be so fragile you accidentally happen to step on a grain of sand on the sidewalk and the next thing you know the zombie apocalypse occurs, you're being beat up and die horribly. Meanwhile your enemies are partying in heaven.

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