Quote by Savielly Tartakower : "I never defeated a healthy opponent." (This quotation refers to players who blame an illness, sometimes imaginary, for their loss.)
Bishop1964: This quote by Tartakower inspired me to this story, in which I try decribe that even the chess pieces can have health or mental issues, some of them are trapped in their own stereotypical behaviour. Some of them are simply bored. Chess pieces have a lot in common with real people.
Chess pieces and some of their problems:
The king just fainted after castling.
The doctors told him : "Jumping is not good for you. Don't do this again. You are an old guy now. Make only one step after another. This suits you better."
The queen looked at her mirror and spoke : "Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who in this land is fairest of all?"
Harry Potter told her : "I strongly recommend that you read more serious books like mine. These old fairy tales are not good for you at all"
The queenside rook spoke to the kingside rook : "It is so boring here. Let's go back to Lord of the rings / part 2 - The two towers. I miss this epic battle."
Ben Finegold spoke to the chessplayers who tried to play a positional game : " I advice you to change your playing style. Attack more or you will lose some of your pieces. And don't forget to move your king to b1."
The bishops cried all the time : "We want to pin. Pin it and win it"
The physiotherapist told them : "Pining is not good for you anymore. Do a little bit more skewering"
The knights shouted all the time : " We want to fork. We have a right to fork. There is a knight right to fork !"
The equal opportunities officer told them : " This is not fair. I recommend that you use in the future also the words "to spoon" and "to knife" .
And the pawns again complained about Bishop1964. This guy always forgets the pawns. Stupid player, but we like his stories.
(Taken from my original posting #122 in this thread) : lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/story-time?page=13
october 29, 2019
Bishop1964: This quote by Tartakower inspired me to this story, in which I try decribe that even the chess pieces can have health or mental issues, some of them are trapped in their own stereotypical behaviour. Some of them are simply bored. Chess pieces have a lot in common with real people.
Chess pieces and some of their problems:
The king just fainted after castling.
The doctors told him : "Jumping is not good for you. Don't do this again. You are an old guy now. Make only one step after another. This suits you better."
The queen looked at her mirror and spoke : "Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who in this land is fairest of all?"
Harry Potter told her : "I strongly recommend that you read more serious books like mine. These old fairy tales are not good for you at all"
The queenside rook spoke to the kingside rook : "It is so boring here. Let's go back to Lord of the rings / part 2 - The two towers. I miss this epic battle."
Ben Finegold spoke to the chessplayers who tried to play a positional game : " I advice you to change your playing style. Attack more or you will lose some of your pieces. And don't forget to move your king to b1."
The bishops cried all the time : "We want to pin. Pin it and win it"
The physiotherapist told them : "Pining is not good for you anymore. Do a little bit more skewering"
The knights shouted all the time : " We want to fork. We have a right to fork. There is a knight right to fork !"
The equal opportunities officer told them : " This is not fair. I recommend that you use in the future also the words "to spoon" and "to knife" .
And the pawns again complained about Bishop1964. This guy always forgets the pawns. Stupid player, but we like his stories.
(Taken from my original posting #122 in this thread) : lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/story-time?page=13
october 29, 2019