Insane ramblings clousems (not chess-related)

woah cool! I wanna try it!

Yngwie Malmsteen’s first album was Rising Force. Is he a Jedi?

As lichess' first forum vigilante, I'm kind of concerned about the recent trend of forum vigilantism. Therefore, I'm becoming a lichess counter-vigilante. This is unrelated to my other vigilante work (the one where I dress up like Jani Lane and hurl muffins at people who park in the driving lane).
If you see me chastising people for chastising people, you'll now know what's going on.

EDIT: Just so you guys know, that was self-deprecating humor regarding my opposition to the new wave of forum vigilantes and parodying my younger, more obnoxious self. Please don't follow in my parody footsteps.

Oh dear lord. Someone actually tried the "wanna make my boyfriend jealous?" line on me.
I might be living in a bad movie.

Kids, when you are older and you get drunk and start hitting on total strangers, NEVER use that line. It's somehow worse than being drunk and hitting on total strangers.

You can learn fascinating things from the titles of Italian movies. For example, Death wears high heels and carries a cane. This sounds like a bad plan to me.

In conclusion, death’s a moron.

Recently discovered an old post of mine which read thusly:
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>Actually, an evil Catholic-NBA cabal would explain why >all of the good basketball players went to Catholic >high schools.

Felt appropriate for the ramblings