New FIDE Chess Clock

@impruuve

Per FIDE regulation 127.8 Section D Subparagraph a.3 you need to make a $20 donation to the FIDE Chess Charity Fund in order to obtain a full explanation of Sargon's joke.

@Unthinkabl3

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@ChessGator What is the actual clock like? The jokes are good, but I'm curious as to what we are joking about.

I give up lol

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Sure hope the forums aren't going the way of chess.com with all the kids and gifs.

They are finally getting booted from CC. Showing up here?

IMO... gifs have no place in forum discussions.

Unfortunately, these forums are infested with trolls and idiots like Unthinkabl3. Until Lichess gets serious about blocking trolls or allowing posters to block them, I will no longer be posting on the forums.

- Bye -

@ChessGator

Just because you disagree with me or my style doesn't make me a troll. It is not my fault that some people here are absolutely devoid of any humor whatsoever, and are only too eager to seek out ways to be offended.

If you read this thread carefully, you will notice I was simply expanding on Sargon's joke about FIDE being a money hungry, cash absorbing, corrupt organization.

If these joke(s) went over your head, or you have an inability to comprehend humor when it is provided, that is not my fault.

Have fun in your self-inflicted isolation from the forums (good riddance)

SO WHATS THE STORY OF THAT CLOCK?