You're banned! (for fake reasons, not for real)

@NotRealWasTaken said in #380:
> You are banned for posting in another language
I am banned for banning a post that was 2 pages ago

I am banned for starting page 39

You are banned for not banning yourself over 5 times

The embedded Lichess CAPTCHA is banned for using the same puzzle three times in a row (you know the <colour> to checkmate in one move)

I just said bro what in my language

@MIKA_1009 said in #385:
> I just said bro what in my language
You are banned cause you didn't say that in your language as far as I can see.

@Akbar2thegreat said in #386:
> You are banned cause you didn't say that in your language as far as I can see.
You are banned cause he said "bro what" in Azerbaijani.

@Santiagodm said in #387:
> You are banned cause he said "bro what" in Azerbaijani.
You are banned cause they posted that in 360th post. That has gone now. It doesn't make any sense. Better was to say in same page instead.

@Akbar2thegreat said in #388:
> You are banned cause they posted that in 360th post. That has gone now. It doesn't make any sense. Better was to say in same page instead.
You are banned for banning a post which number is a multiple of 3.

@Santiagodm said in #389:
> You are banned for banning a post which number is a multiple of 3.
You are banned for using a numeral in your post!