Would you Rather

Would you rather Get 2 bishops or 2 rooks?

Would you rather Play stockfish 1 or 8?

I would rather get back the couple of hundred brain cells I lost during the time I spent reading your thread.

I think the answers are quite obvious here. 2 rooks, and stockfish 8.

2 rooks and stockfish 1

@TeenageDimwit said in #2:
> I would rather get back the couple of hundred brain cells I lost during the time I spent reading your thread.
LOL

I would rather gain a couple million bucks from torturing myself to read this.