Why we should swing our legs as a greeting to people.

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Saying hello carries a greater risk of transmitting virus than shaking hands.
Borat had a peculiar way of greeting people.

Recently I greet in chess terms like "e4". A typical conversation is like:

Me: e4
Other Person: ... (looks strange and goes away without saying anything)

Maybe we can start spreading chess terms as greetings instead of swinging legs at each other, so that my conversations won't start that awkard in the future.

I'm gonna start greeting people by giving them covid

I prefer using my breathweapon.