Rhyming Story

And landed right next to a bush of slumages.

For the stupid bird forgot to rhyme there for a minute, you see

Whiter than white ; she laughed and drunk a tea

"But why", riddled the slumages, "is a raven like a writing desk milady?"

a riddle without answer?, but you are so transparent, buddy!

"No answer 'ey?" mocked the mocking swan.
"Says who?"
"Says you! Which lady of which lake has no living answer to it?"

The chessmaster beheaded him ; "duck filet, very good to eat!"

"Aye, duckling", did the swan concede,
"but in England all swans belong to the queen"

Six feet under, ever awake
Waiting for the queen to grant more fake
Either I learn or I suffer more
I take the latter, spit at the whore
Sleeping beauty was never just a lass
Boyly or Girly, 't is holy nature alas

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