I’m back!

The story: Once apoun a time my mom threw her sandals at me And it created an explosion of emotional damage. then I left home and decided to embark on a spiritual journey. After having dinner in domino’s I slept under an ancient oak tree ( yay my 600th post then I came back home And my mom hit me with her sister’s shoe and then she....Fell asleepOn my grandpa’s bed and my grandpa....was on it too And he yelled at mom for sleeping on top of him as she didn’t see him and her weight was so much that grandpa’s bones got almost fractured and then dad came home after 50 years and said, “I’m back with the milk and......then saw mom and said I m going to get some yoghurt and didnt come back for another 50 years. then I decided to play the chess tournament in school and won. Then a bad mouse hit me with its truck which was reaching speeds of 0.00000000001 mm per millenium So I got yeeted to Andromeda galaxy. And then I found a burger made up of alien juice and black holes And I ate it and died.

The end!

Now let’s make another story, start from: today my mom ate some....

Piggies with honey garnished with black soil

@Gautham_A said in #33:
> Piggies with honey garnished with black soil
And she gave some to my grandpa too, but my grandpa was alsready dead so his corpse .....

CORPSE THE YOUTUBER CAME AND PLAYED AMONGUS WITH YOUR MOM

@Gautham_A said in #35:
> CORPSE THE YOUTUBER CAME AND PLAYED AMONGUS WITH YOUR MOM

I was talking about grandpa’s corpse bro!

.... And then grandpa's spirit told me "You sticky pickle, used to be useful"

@coolchessplayer10 said in #37:
> .... And then grandpa's spirit told me "You sticky pickle, used to be useful"
But not anymore

So he summoned Rick & Morty and send them to your mom

@Random_Noob_787 said in #39:
> So he summoned Rick & Morty and send them to your mom

And morty married my mom and rick married me and they died