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How To Start A Helicopter Without The Keys?

Step 1: get the money to buy an helicopter
Step 2: throw the keys far far away
Step 3: punch the door until it opens, if it doesn't work use tnt. if it still doesn't work, call 911 and let's see what they say
Step 4: hack the helicopter (don't ask me how)
Step 5: fly the helicopter
Step 6: let's be honest, if you're stupid enough to intentionally throw an helicopter's keys, i'm not expecting you to successfully pilot it.
Step 7: die
Step 8: repeat
@david3011 said in #22:
> why do you you need a helicopter in the first place?
He wants to play GTA irl