Would you rather... a chess forum game

i would rather play Ruy Lopez!
would you rather lose of a beginner mate gainst a GM or just bale to win agaonst player up to 1200

Win of course. Style is only of historical concern.
Would you rather get 3 wishes granted by rubbing Ben Finegold's belly or by rubbing Maurice Ashley's scalp.

:D Ben Finegold's belly... and I'd get someone to film it.

Would you rather have to play the Bongcloud Attack in every rapid/classical game or never play blitz/bullet (by FIDE time controls) again?

Never play blitz or bullet again.

Would you rather always play with your knights switching starting places with your bishops or always play with your king and queen flipped?

I'll take the flipped king and queen.

Would you rather only play the Grob, or Van't Kruijs opening?

Van't Kruijs. It can transpose into a reverse French.

Would you rather always play white or black?

Black, it'd be more interesting.

Would you rather get 4 hours of sleep per night, or get 15 hours of sleep per night?

15! the longer the better.
Would you rather accompany Magnus to a football game or take Yifan out to dinner?

I'd take Yifan to dinner.

Would you rather play hockey with Mikhail Tal or baseball with Robert Fischer?

Hockey with Tal... don't like baseball, and Tal would probably actually talk to me.

Would you rather be sat on by Ben Finegold or punched in the face by Capablanca?