Defend the title as long as you can? Or anything else?
It was always too stupid to even dream about it. I simply don't have the long-term memory and also started playing chess with 14.
Defending it only once I guess.
disappear without a trace
Start smacking myself in the head and think that I finally have lost my sanity.
It's simple.
1. Press conferences shall be conducted solely in emojis.
2. Forget the stoic post-match analysis. I'd host a snack extravaganza with popcorn, nachos, and a chocolate fountain. Because, really, nothing says victory like chocolate-dipped victory!
3. I'll grace the chessboard with flamboyant capes, bedazzled crowns, and perhaps a monocle for that touch of sophistication.
4. Banish time constraints! Matches will unfold at the leisurely pace of a tortoise's promenade. Chess, after all, is meant to be savored like a fine wine.
5. The chessboard will light up with disco lights for critical moves. You haven't truly experienced a Queen's Gambit until the board pulsates with Saturday Night Fever vibes.
