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helo sr, a msg to 1.a3 e5 2.f4!! playrs

i tink tAth ich openin has its advantags but, a3 e5 f4 is best cus it has big tacticks who is good for the elo yes, cus tactiks most imporant ting, i wood say from my expricienc tath it big improv tactick, also it is fast openin with fast develop and agresiv
Sample game 1. a3 e5 2. f4 Nc6 3. g4 d6 4. f5 b6 5. Nc3 Bb7 6. b4 Qg5 7. h3 O-O-O 8. Bb2 Nf6 9. b5 Ne7 10. a4 Neg8 11. a5 Nh6 12. axb6 c6 13. bxc6 Ba8 14. Rxa7 Kb8 15. Rxa8+ Kxa8 16. Qa1+ Kb8 17. Qa7+ Kc8 18. Qb7#

Edit: I thought you were just joking so I joked back, but I see now you actually play openings like that and make it work, damn
@ixtelmemelixtle said in #1:
> i tink tAth ich openin has its advantags but, a3 e5 f4 is best cus it has big tacticks who is good for the elo yes, cus tactiks most imporant ting, i wood say from my expricienc tath it big improv tactick, also it is fast openin with fast develop and agresiv

About 37% of the words are misspelled (ignoring a3, e5, and f4 since those aren't really words), and about 52% of the characters belong to misspelled words (again ignoring a3, e5, and f4). I am proud to award you the Guinness World Record certificate for Worst Spelled Lichess Forum Post. Congratulations, you are officially amazing!
am rilly proud of teh sertifikate. It be a incridibli aquibement. Bot I bant to puint aut to teh importanse of thiz quind of openin. Its inportant for inkrease the ELO, to make tings hardr for us to challng us

I re comend to play with bier and drunk, to imrpv ispiritualy and crativity, it wood b a shame to do a mor norml knite mov lik teh commn kf3, cus they alrdy expect, so u r abel to comunicat wit teh ancient austorunauts cus tath god fur ches gods
@ixtelmemelixtle said in #5:
> am rilly proud of teh sertifikate. It be a incridibli aquibement. Bot I bant to puint aut to teh importanse of thiz quind of openin. Its inportant for inkrease the ELO, to make tings hardr for us to challng us
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> I re comend to play with bier and drunk, to imrpv ispiritualy and crativity, it wood b a shame to do a mor norml knite mov lik teh commn kf3, cus they alrdy expect, so u r abel to comunicat wit teh ancient austorunauts cus tath god fur ches gods

what has this guy been smoking?