The CM looks at a puzzle and finds a move. It is #7.
The FM looks at a puzzle and finds a move. It is #5.
The IM looks at the puzzle and finds a move. It is #3.
The GM looks at the puzzle and finds a move. It is #1.
I look at the puzzle and find a move. It is #-1.
I look at the puzzle and find a move. It is stalemate.
Why did the chess piece go to therapy?
Because it was experiencing stalemate in its personal life!
Why did Hans cheat?
Because it felt good.
(Joke Warning!) Why british people dont like playing chess? Beacuse they dont have queen
@Standard_Variant_6 said in #5:
> (Joke Warning!) Why british people dont like playing chess? Beacuse they dont have queen
I don't live in England, I understand the joke, but if I had a British brain, I would be pretty angry.
Well. Russians don't have neither King or Queen.
Why does knight jump over other pieces?
Because it can't walk over other pieces!
Why was the knight assigned the role of a waiter?
Because he could give forks quickly.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid hearing his last opponent crow?
To avoid studying the endgame?
Because all the class players looked hungry?
