Why did the queen cross the road?
to avoid draw from repitation
Why did Magnus cross the road?
because he quit world championship chess
to avoid draw from repitation
Why did Magnus cross the road?
because he quit world championship chess
Why does nobody get my jokes?
because they suck
because they suck
A man and his dog are playing chess on the beach. There's a crowd around them, and they're shocked at the sight of a dog playing chess with his owner. As they marvel out loud, the owner complains, "Can't you shut up about my dog?! The score is three-nought!
@celinofj said in #7:
> Well. Russians don't have neither King or Queen.
Why do Russians get pissed off when chess is brought up?
Because Putin isn't a king (yet).
> Well. Russians don't have neither King or Queen.
Why do Russians get pissed off when chess is brought up?
Because Putin isn't a king (yet).
Me.
Not for chess fans but here's one I heard the other day.
Two men playing chess.....
One said to the other 'shall we make this more interesting?'
So they stopped playing. Ha ha ha ha xxx
Two men playing chess.....
One said to the other 'shall we make this more interesting?'
So they stopped playing. Ha ha ha ha xxx
Why does a bishop cross the road?
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Q. Where did the chess player learn the best chess moves?
A. At knight school.
A. At knight school.
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