Chess jokes

@norla said in #1:
> The CM looks at a puzzle and finds a move. It is #7.
> The FM looks at a puzzle and finds a move. It is #5.
> The IM looks at the puzzle and finds a move. It is #3.
> The GM looks at the puzzle and finds a move. It is #1.
> I look at the puzzle and find a move. It is #-1.

Here is a good one:
What is a checkmate?
You tell your wife: I saw a lady that looked exactly like you.
Your wife: was she beautifull?
You can't say Yes
You can't say No
That is a Ckeckmate.

#21- More like a Stalemate. - :]

@Skittle-Head said in #22:
> #21- More like a Stalemate. - :]
It is a stalemate until it happens to you:)

@panagiskosmatos said in #23:
> It is a stalemate until it happens to you:)
Maybe 'Zugzwang' word be better word than checkmate or stalemate...there's just no good move for you! - :]

@Skittle-Head said in #24:
> Maybe 'Zugzwang' word be better word than checkmate or stalemate...there's just no good move for you! - :]
Lol yeah

The Doctor told me that Im getting obsessed with Chess.

What a load of nonsense! , I think he said some other stuff too but I was playing 15+15 at the time, so not sure really. :).

@panagiskosmatos said in #21:
> Here is a good one:
> What is a checkmate?
> You tell your wife: I saw a lady that looked exactly like you.
> Your wife: was she beautifull?
> You can't say Yes
> You can't say No
> That is a Ckeckmate.
You can always say it was her :O

Mate: Howdy friend.
Friend: You are a 1. f3 e6 2. g4 Qh4#
Mate: Why?
Friend: Because u are a 1.e4 c6 2.Bc4?!
Mate: That is mean.

@LordSupremeChess said in #27:
> You can always say it was her :O
Hmm never thought about that

Chess Jokes. The one place you expect to find @salmon_rushdie or is thread for telling jokes about chess?