Witless Protection Program

This is the place for all those formerly disgraced -- no confirmation required. Once joined, you'll never be cast aside again: The Program itself guarantees "lifetime-membership".

So... why wait? Enter yourself into the W.P.P. today to finally start living with the peace of mind you so desperately need, because the piece of mind you currently possess keeps on letting you down. Trust us: we totally understand...

Yeah... uhhm, not really...