If you try to trick us, gods, you will be obliterated.

Sounds fun, right?

Join me, Tartarus and Ouranos. We would appreciate some puny mortals cowering before us in this team but no hard feelings.
~~ But NO gods ~~ ok, never mind.
Certain Gods can join but we would prefer personifications, daemons, giants and Titans.

NO ZEUS OR WE ARE ALL DEAD

or Jupiter

If you are, then talk to the hand and just go back to the home page. We don't want any business from you, Zeus.