pls roast me

pls roast me

@UnifiedHeron2 Yo momma so fat she crashed the car before she even drove.

"my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships"

-not sincerely, coolchessplayer10

@YKALchess said in #2:
> @UnifiedHeron2 Yo momma so fat she crashed the car before she even drove.
get original :)

@coolchessplayer10 said in #4:
> "my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships"
eh

No.
I am a vegetarian.

@KNIGHT_c4 said in #7:
> No.
> I am a vegetarian.
me too

@UnifiedHeron2 Your elo is so low that I am even stronger then you and one of your opponents combined.

(I would never say that In a million years to anybody but you told me to roast you.)

@UnifiedHeron2 May Shiva, Lakshmi, Krishna, and Ganesha shower down wealth and good fortune upon you. Then you will be alive for a long time for us to make piecemeal of you at chess!(: <3