Most laugh emojis!!!
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@ak4shr0i Pandolfini may have been Waiting For Bobby Fischer. (:-)
I thought the jokes here were bad, so I asked chatgpt to make some chess jokes. The jokes here seem a lot better now.
Here's the best of them.
Why did Bobby Fischer refuse to play chess in the park? Because he couldn't stand the "knight" life!
And the rest were way worse.
Here's the best of them.
Why did Bobby Fischer refuse to play chess in the park? Because he couldn't stand the "knight" life!
And the rest were way worse.
I recently saw an ant floating down the River on his back.
He was singing "raise" the draw bridge.
He was singing "raise" the draw bridge.
no way did you saw the popular knight video on youtube?
its very..weird
i Go liKe ScOtLanD
I gO lIke EngLanD
and i go like
HAHAHA SO FUNNY
its very..weird
i Go liKe ScOtLanD
I gO lIke EngLanD
and i go like
HAHAHA SO FUNNY
Here's my favorite. I saw it at another chess site:
A chess master died—after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was the master!
"What's it like where you are now?" the friend asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time. Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what's the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
A chess master died—after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was the master!
"What's it like where you are now?" the friend asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time. Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what's the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
One of the famous recommendations of the Soviet School of Chess is that you should play for two results only. Here is my tasteless joke on this theme.
Ding goes to visit the famous oracle and says 'I've achieved my dream of winning the world title, now I want to become #1 by ranking.' After thinking for a long time, the oracle replies 'You must play for two results only.'
A year later, Ding is back and says 'I've dropped out of the top ten and below Anish Giri in live rating.' The oracle asks 'What happened, did you follow my advice?' Ding replies 'Yes, I am playing for a draw or loss only.'
Ding goes to visit the famous oracle and says 'I've achieved my dream of winning the world title, now I want to become #1 by ranking.' After thinking for a long time, the oracle replies 'You must play for two results only.'
A year later, Ding is back and says 'I've dropped out of the top ten and below Anish Giri in live rating.' The oracle asks 'What happened, did you follow my advice?' Ding replies 'Yes, I am playing for a draw or loss only.'