I think I might hold the record for...

I legitimately think I might hold the record on Lichess for lowest rating gain per game for the entire player base for bullet and blitz, Actually, even for average rating across all times controls - ie current rating - 800 (default starting rating) / total games.

If true, there are just so many people I would like to thank. I also think I would be in the running if it was highest rating - 800 / total games.

Your Rating Deviation in both blitz and rapid is low.

Consistency my friend.

@BlunderDownUnder they seem consistent because you play agaist opponents similar/very close to your rating.

@CreativeThinking I do get that - was trying to be funny. It seems my humor rating is also in need of improvement.

Just to be clear, the tone I intended was one of deserved self-mockery.