aliens next target is earth

Sector is clear sir.

let me hire von braun to build a trillion V-2s to blow him up

I already texted the US President to send 1239483 airplanes, 62 atomic bombs and 59 missibles to hit @LordSupremeChess in the face

@colinzhang said in #13:
> I already texted the US President to send 1239483 airplanes, 62 atomic bombs and 59 missibles to hit @LordSupremeChess in the face
Oh shoot!
*runs for dear life*

What a racket. Is anybody winning?

@colinzhang said in #13:
> I already texted the US President to send 1239483 airplanes, 62 atomic bombs and 59 missibles to hit @LordSupremeChess in the face
Oh wait...
*gets Particle Destructor Of Doom*
Hahaha, now you’re DOOMED!!!!

@LordSupremeChess said in #16:
> Oh wait...
> *gets Particle Destructor Of Doom*
> Hahaha, now you’re DOOMED!!!!

Me: Harnesses the power of the human body's energy and unleashes the power of 200 atomic bombs

@Hikaru99 said in #17:
> Me: Harnesses the power of the human body's energy and unleashes the power of 200 atomic bombs
Me: *undos the existence of the atomic bombs*

@LordSupremeChess said in #18:
> Me: *undos the existence of the atomic bombs*

Me: "undos the existence of you"

@Hikaru99 said in #19:
> Me: "undos the existence of you"
Me: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*