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Ninja or Samurai?

@clousems said in #6:
> Well, according to Deadliest Warrior (aka, the greatest effing show to grace this Earth), Spartans beat Ninjas 65.3% of the time, but Samurai only 52.7%.
>
> In conclusion, Samurai are 12.6% more badass than Ninjas.

@clousems I need proof. Do you have any
I heard a story about some of those guys constantly competing with each other on who can take over a Monastery first, eventually they all Kicked the Habit.
:).
Currently, Samurai is winning. But here is a ninja support. Samurai is a warrior while a ninja is a secret agent.
While a samurai was practicing his cooking, for example, a ninja can sneak in and steal the swords!

If a ninja was mastering his arts, a samurai would crash stuff with it's armour, but the ninja can see it!

Why did I give this out? In old Japan, people can only steal to get stuff. Do not argue with me, or I will report you for insulting me.

Try to fight back!
One last thing. In 11 more votes, the winner is announced.
We will change a topic to: Gundam mech or Evangelion mech.
Details shall be told later!