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Once upon a time there wasn't a lot of money except the day of the bailout. This island called Obamii, a place where goblins frolicked, was happily invaded by gigantic gnomes. Five druids called "The Fat Elephants" decided lawn-jockeys must become insane, therefore spelled all their dooms. Meanwhile, a zygentoma snacked insatiably on the tasty, gigantic and abundant marshmallows that inhabited Candy Castle, albeit that building, it was made out of fluorescent artichoke. Thus, if aligning the bungalows incorrectly would be sufficient to restore coconuts completely, then maybe reconnaissance can revive Dumbo, who had died palm trees. Then, Dumbo who had cogitated cancer, molested rapists to win over the Baphomet fairytale. The Whizbutts, with long ponytails fluttering, used their dolphins as shield-maidens when hordes of bacon were crooning viciously nearby so frying eggs wouldn't drown. Meanwhile, a little giant sat on a molecule of oxygen. Then, nuclear zucchini ate multiple eggplants munching on dispensable men so that the toxic fluorescent artichoke ate Einsteinium, so long. Although Unununium was irrefutably fictional (not) they used it for healing biohazard injuries caused by rancid tofu/neptunium. Ratatouille sucked ytterbium and Taylor Swift witnessed a horrific butt, but Buttons snogged people relentlessly when Brad Pitt also ate out at Jennifer's gaping butt. "Stop pumping those soccer balls and killing decadence amnesia dogs", said Dionysus_God, whose peculiar butt was shaped like Jennifer's Ample Moons...

Meanwhile, Hellball waddled in the swamps, unaware of the truth. His girlfriend, TheIceManV kissed a Bacon, slobbered copiously upon spiky shells from Mario who ate Magic Mike, King Midas, and his best slave.

Isaiah4031, as the dictator befuddled by hamsters who despised atheists, loved Republicans. However, lichess is honorable love and desire enough that Ratatouille craved fungus that pooped HHNNNNNGGGG DIE! rise_UIED

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