No i wont
Knock knock
who is there
father
father who?
how much do you have?
How do you lose weight? Get a hair cut.
A bicycle stand is useful when? When the bike is two-tired!
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What would you like?"
The bear replies, "I'll have a scotch.............................and coke."
The bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?"
I spilled spot removal on my dog, now he's gone.
@Chessking1015056 said in #1:
> CHICKeN CROSS RODE LEFT DIE ROAD ACROSS
a joke
Which mountain is the laziest mountain in the world? Mt. Ever-rest
why did the bullet stop working? because it was fired
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door,I'm late for school!
