@1:44

I met up with http://lichess.org/@/0x1
And he was in mah base
And he was killin' off all our duuudz...

"'The hell kind of hex number is that?!"
"Pfft, hah! You're such a n00b!"

http://lichess.org/3nyd8yyc
Then he pinned me down before I could load a subroutine,
With only one var, and his bit-masking technique
"Your string's more for null pointers;
An array buffer flows right over."

I ran at him with a chip in my right hand,
and he knocked me down again...
To be a pro I had to initialize my register,
So I initialized my register...
...and from that moment on,
My stack routine was free of dirt!


So I put my flag up
and mb cut it off,
mah checkmate flew awaay

He was nodding his head like, yeeeah
I'll admit I was kinda mad

Then I got my [ass] back!
The whole thing replaced
And now I'm gonna be okaaay

Yeeeah, yea-ah, ye-ah-ee-ah- yeah!
Now my game became a Liquid Snaake

nerdiest fucking poem I've ever written lmao

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Then I became a lightning guuy (lightning guuy...)
Then everybody else in lightning dieed (lightning dieed...)
Then I lost my hand to this "mb" guy ("mb" guuy...)
...Then it got replaced with liquids so I'll be alriiiiight1!!1!!!

Holy guacamole, low-level programming inspired poetry. It's like Vogon poetry for most sane people.

yeah kinda :D

Not even sure how much assembly 0x1 knows anyway. I just know we like C over that needless ++ increment.

Besides, it beats high-level programming inspired poetry. All that does is slap a bunch of macros into the poem and call it rap XD.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/science/coral-rebounded-from-hostile-climate-millenniums-ago-study-suggests.html

http://planetsave.com/2012/07/06/aerosols-from-small-volcanic-eruptions-can-influence-global-climate/

This is why I'm hot.

You're hot then you're cold...

I'm hot, 'cause I'm fly.